Top 5 Signs That You Bought A Lousy Christmas Tree

5. The salesman asks: Are you a cop?

4. It looks like a broom handle with coat hangers on it.

3. Each branch has Duraflame printed on them

2. It's small and says Air Freshener on it

1. It's constantly bragging about it's trunk size

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Got Jokes: JD Howard

The Knoxville comedy scene has been graced with many a great performer and now we have a multi tasking performer as well here in Knoxville Tennessee: JD Howard

JD also under the name Octavius works at WIMZ 103.5 FM radio and you can tell that he always wanted to be an entertainer because his radio show is very entertaining as well as is stand up comedy. JD has had the opportunity to be on various stages like Side Splitters Comedy Club, Preservation Pub, Club 13:4, The Comedy Catch and many more. He is a member of the Black Liver Society which is a comedy group that likes to raise a glass and have some laughs if you know what I mean, so be sure to follow Comedian JD Howard on Facebook as well as on Twitter@ JDHComedy

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Hottie and Bad Ass of the Month:November

Hottie of the Month: Charlotte Fox

This beautiful young lady is from across the pond in England. A very cool woman that I am fortunate to call a friend and deserves the title of November's Hottie of the Month! Find her on Twitter @scousebabe888

Bad Ass of the Month

John Howarth

Riot Entertainment's owner is not only a giant in the music business,  he's a mountain of a man that could crush any man with just a look. He's hung out with Chris Jericho, Zakk Wylde and many more of metal's idols and gods. Another good friend and well deserving of the title, November's Bad Ass of the Month! Find him on Twitter @JohnRiot

Wanna be the next Hottie or Bad Ass of the Month? Message me for details on how.

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