Top 5 Reasons The WWE Won't Let Me Interview Any Talent

5. They'll recycle it into MIZ TV
4. Antonio Cesaro refuses to translate for the show
3. Amazingly enough, Daniel Bryan is undecided
2. John Cena wanted to be interviewed with The Rock
1. Mr. McMahon doesn't want another hip surgery
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Top 5 Reasons To Be A "Paul Heyman Guy"

5. He's the Voice to the Voice of the Voiceless
4. Brock Lesnar/CM Punk/MVP are Paul Heyman Guys
3. Without Paul Heyman's ECW, the WWE wouldn't have made a successful run with the Attitude Era
2. Did I mention Extreme Championship Wrestling yet?
1. His Kool-Aid is EXTREMELY GOOD!

We at The Dean's List are HUGE Paul Heyman fans from his AWA days, WCW, ECW and WWE. Let the chants begin: "Thank you, Paul!" "Thank you, Paul!" "Thank you, Paul!"

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Top 5 Reasons That You're An Irrelevant Rapper

5. Your rap name is spelled correctly!
4. Anytime you go to battle another MC, you send condolences to their parents!
3. You're a hit at the McDonald's parking lot!
2. When you ask for a beat, you get beat up!
1. The police arrest MC Hammer instead of you!

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Top 5 Reasons "Blackest Night" Rocked The DC Universe

5. Undead Superheroes and Supervillains!
4. Making ROY G. BIV easier to remember!
3. The artistic liberties with the Black Lanterns!
2. Hal Jordan wearing multiple Lantern rings!
1. Metal music mixes well with this series! (VERY WELL!!)

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