Top 5 Reasons The WWE Won't Let Me Interview Any Talent

5. They'll recycle it into MIZ TV
4. Antonio Cesaro refuses to translate for the show
3. Amazingly enough, Daniel Bryan is undecided
2. John Cena wanted to be interviewed with The Rock
1. Mr. McMahon doesn't want another hip surgery
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Top 5 Reasons To Be A "Paul Heyman Guy"

5. He's the Voice to the Voice of the Voiceless
4. Brock Lesnar/CM Punk/MVP are Paul Heyman Guys
3. Without Paul Heyman's ECW, the WWE wouldn't have made a successful run with the Attitude Era
2. Did I mention Extreme Championship Wrestling yet?
1. His Kool-Aid is EXTREMELY GOOD!

We at The Dean's List are HUGE Paul Heyman fans from his AWA days, WCW, ECW and WWE. Let the chants begin: "Thank you, Paul!" "Thank you, Paul!" "Thank you, Paul!"

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Top 5 Reasons That You're An Irrelevant Rapper

5. Your rap name is spelled correctly!
4. Anytime you go to battle another MC, you send condolences to their parents!
3. You're a hit at the McDonald's parking lot!
2. When you ask for a beat, you get beat up!
1. The police arrest MC Hammer instead of you!

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Top 5 Reasons "Blackest Night" Rocked The DC Universe

5. Undead Superheroes and Supervillains!
4. Making ROY G. BIV easier to remember!
3. The artistic liberties with the Black Lanterns!
2. Hal Jordan wearing multiple Lantern rings!
1. Metal music mixes well with this series! (VERY WELL!!)

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Fan of the Month: Salvaged Kitty

February's Fan of the Month is Salvaged Kitty and she has rocked The Dean's List with this bondage picture. SK is a good friend of mine and is really exotic is mind and body. I'm jealous of her free thinking ability and boldness in modeling choices. I'm hoping to get her on T.D.L. as a "Hottie of the Month" or even a guest! Stay tuned for more!!!
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Top 5 Song Covers

5. Against All Odds by Mariah Carey (Originally by Phil Collins)
4. F--k Tha Police by Dope (Originally by N.W.A.)
3. Relax by Powerman 5000 (Originally by Frankie Goes To Hollywood)
2. Cars by Fear Factory (Originally by Gary Numan)
1. Going Back To Cali by Sevendust (Originally by LL Cool J)

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Top 5 Reasons The Honky Tonk Man Rocked!

5. Sequined jumpsuits!
4. Rhythm and Blues tag team with Greg "The Hammer" Valentine!
3. Guitar shots to the head!
2. Longest reigning Intercontinental Champion!
1. He could "Shake, Rattle and Roll" with the best of them!

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Top 5 Dream Matches

5. Chris Benoit VS Daniel Bryan
4. Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig VS Dolph Ziggler
3. Superstar Billy Graham VS John Cena
2. Chyna VS Beth Phoenix
1. Stone Cold Steve Austin VS CM Punk

Since 1983 I have been a wrestling fan and always wanted to see "Dream Matches". I have chosen a top 5 of my favorite matches that I would like to see in the ring and not just on a video game. Five Legends vs Five Superstars of today, pick your "Top 5" and let the discussion begin!

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Top 5 Greatest Wrestling Battles

5. "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes vs "Nature Boy" Ric Flair (NWA/WCW)
4. "The Crippler" Chris Benoit vs Booker T. (Best of Seven Series in WCW)
3. The Freebirds vs The Von Erichs (WCCW)
2. Randy "Macho Man" Savage vs "The Immortal" Hulk Hogan (WWF/WCW/Real Life)
1. Bret "Hitman" Hart vs "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels (WWF/Real Life)

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Favorite Movies A to Z

A- A Nightmare On Elm Street (Original)
B- Blazing Saddles
C- Connie And Carla
D- The Dark Knight
E- Every Which Way But Loose
F- Footloose (Original)
G- The Godfather
H- Halloween (Original)
I- I Am Legend
J- Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
K- The Karate Kid Part 2
L- Less Than Zero
M- Mallrats
N- Not Another Teen Movie
O- Out For Justice
P- Purple Rain
Q- Queen Of The Damned
R- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
S- Scarface (Al Pacino)
T- Trading Places
U- The Usual Suspects
V- Van Wilder
W- The Wrestler
X- X-Men
Y- Youngblood
Z- Zoolander

March will be "Movie Madness" Month and I want to know your favorite movies A to Z. Send them into The Dean's List at deanjenningscomedy@gmail.com and they'll be posted on the site! #HOLLA #TheDeansList
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Top 5 Intercontinental Champions

5. Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels
4. Bret Hitman Hart
3. Macho Man Randy Savage
2. Chris Jericho
1. Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig

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Elimination Chamber

The Elimination Chamber is a professional wrestling elimination-based match held in the WWE promotion. It features a large chain-linked circular steel structure or "chamber" which encloses the ring. The chamber's floor is platformed over the ringside area which elevates it to ring level and within the chamber are four inner enclosures outside each ring corner. While similar in profile and nature to WWE's original large scale steel-structured match, Hell in a Cell, the Elimination Chamber match is strictly a six participant match wherein two participants begin the bout in the ring as the remaining four are held within each inner enclosure and are released into the match at five minute intervals. The objective is to eliminate each opponent from the match via pinfall or submission. The winner is the last remaining participant after all others have been eliminated. As in the Hell in a Cell match, disqualifications do not apply. The structure itself is 16 ft (4.9 m) high, 36 ft (11 m) in diameter, weighs over 10 short tons (9,100 kg), and comprises 2 mi (3.2 km) and 6 short tons (5,400 kg) of chain. There have been 15 Elimination Chamber matches in WWE since the concept's inception in November 2002. Before the introduction of the Elimination Chamber match, WWE only promoted two matches in a caged environment, the steel cage and Hell in a Cell matches. The steel cage was the first type of cage-based match in professional wrestling and consisted of four fenced walls of steel surrounding the ring apron, while the Hell in a Cell was a taller roofed version that surrounded the ring and ringside area on the ground rather than the apron. In 2002, WWE announced the creation of the Elimination Chamber, a match that combined elements of WWE's Royal Rumble match, Survivor Series matches and World Championship Wrestling's (WCW) WarGames matches, such as the countdown timer and time intervals from the Royal Rumble and War Games matches, the enclosed cage format of War Games, and the elimination process from the Survivor Series contest. In 2002, to exploit additional on-screen talent after buying World Championship Wrestling (WCW), WWE began a brand extension that divided the roster between the two primary television programs of WWE, Raw and SmackDown!. Former WCW President and then Raw General Manager Eric Bischoff formally announced the creation of the chamber during the October 21 edition of Raw and scheduled the match to feature participants from the Raw brand roster at the 2002 Survivor Series. The match was exclusive to the Raw brand for the first four matches and at joint-branded pay-per-view events, but upon the creation of the ECW brand in 2006, the match was instead promoted for the newly created brand at the 2006 December to Dismember. Beginning in 2008, the match became exclusive to the No Way Out pay-per-view, and two Elimination Chamber matches were featured annually for two years among the three brands. In 2010, WWE replaced their No Way Out event with the self-titled WWE Elimination Chamber, a new pay-per-view event which continued the tradition of its predecessor. Triple H suffered a legitimate injury during the 2002 Survivor Series match with swelling on the inside of his throat which put pressure on his esophagus and trachea. This was caused after Rob Van Dam performed the maneuver the Five Star Frog Splash off the top of one of the chambers. Triple H also expressed concern that he might have broken his wrist and noted anything could have caused it. Sheamus reportedly suffered a concussion during the Raw Elimination Chamber match in 2010. The Elimination Chamber match is a variation of elimination-based matches which draws elements from steel cage and Hell in a Cell matches, in that the wrestling ring is surrounded by a large steel fenced cage supported by girders. The Elimination Chamber is a circular chain-linked structure that encloses the ring. Its floor is platformed over the ringside area around the ring which elevates and levels it with the ring mat. Within the Elimination Chamber, facing the outside of each ring post behind each ring corner, are four enclosures referred to as inner chambers. The match is contested by six participants, with two beginning the bout in the ring, while the other four are held within each inner chamber. Every five minutes, one of the four participants within a chamber is released into the ongoing match. In matches involving two three-member tag teams, two participants are released into the match once every ten minutes. This continues until all four have been released, and so an Elimination Chamber match typically lasts over twenty minutes. The objective of the match is to eliminate each opponent from the match by executing a pinfall or a submission, which can occur in the ring or on the chamber's elevated floor (starting in the 2012 event, however, all pinfalls and submissions must take place in the ring). Disqualifications do not apply in the process of elimination. The winner of the match is the last remaining participant after all others have been eliminated (or after all members of the opposing tag team are eliminated in tag team matches). The fifth match, held by the ECW brand at December to Dismember, was a slight variation called the "Extreme Elimination Chamber". In this variation, each chamber had one of four weapons for the competitors locked inside to hold on to. When each competitor's chamber opened, their weapon entered the match with them. The four weapons used in the match were a crowbar, a table, a steel folding chair, and a barbed wire-wrapped baseball bat. The Elimination Chamber debuted at WWE's PPV event Survivor Series 2002 on November 17, 2002 at Madison Square Garden. Since the inaugural match, there have been 12 other matches (15 overall) as of Elimination Chamber 2012 on February 19, 2012. The Raw brand has been featured in the most matches, with nine; ECW has been featured twice, including its joint-branded match with SmackDown. The SmackDown brand has been featured 5 times including the joint-branded match with ECW. No Way Out and Elimination Chamber has featured more Elimination Chamber matches than any other pay-per-view, with four each. Chris Jericho holds the distinctions of being involved in the most number of Elimination Chamber matches to date (7) and eliminating the most wrestlers (10). Triple H has the most number of victories, with four. The majority of matches have been contested for a top-tier championship, with the World Heavyweight Championship being fought for the most in seven matches, while three matches in 2008 and 2011 awarded the winner with number-one contenderships. The Elimination Chamber match has been contested only in indoor arenas in the United States and once in Puerto Rico. Since 2008, the match has been featured in February pay-per-view events only.

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Top 5 Sexiest Wrestler (by guest writer: Melody)

5. Brian Pillman
4. CM Punk
3. John Cena
2. "The Gentleman" Chris Adams
1. "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels

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*Special Thanx goes to Melody for her "Top 5" list. She had honorable mentions as well: Randy Orton, Juventud Guerrera, R-Truth, Roman Reigns of The Shield, and the Uso tag team.*

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Top 5 Valets in Wrestling

5. Debra McMichael
4. Missy Hyatt
3. Sunny
2. Woman
1. Miss Elizabeth

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Top 5 Wrestling Champions

5. Nick Bockwinkel (AWA)
4. Bruno Sammartino (WWWF)
3. Bret Hart (WWF/WCW)
2. Shawn Michaels (WWF/E)
1. Ric Flair (NWA/WCW/WWF/WWE)

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Top 5 Wrestling Tag Teams

5. The Headbangers: Mosh and Thrasher
4. Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard
3. New Age Outlaws: Billy Gunn and Road Dogg
2. The Steiner Brothers: Rick and Scott Steiner
1. The Road Warriors: Hawk and Animal

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Top 5 Hip Hop Battles

5. 50 Cent vs Ja Rule
4. Dr. Dre vs Easy-E
3. LL Cool J vs Any MC
2. Eminem vs Insane Clown Posse
1. 2Pac vs B.I.G.

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Top 5 Things Overheard At The State Of The Union Address

5. Who's Ted Nugent?
4. What's a Democrat again?
3. When's the First Lady gonna lay the smackdown on the Republicans?
2. Has the President been working out?
1. When the deficit is ashes...
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Top 5 Wrestlers I Watch Before Going On Stage

5. The Rock
4. The American Dream Dusty Rhodes
3. Superstar Billy Graham
2. Road Dogg Jesse James of New Age Outlaws
1. Rowdy Roddy Piper
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Top 5 Reasons That The Pope Resigned

5. He got tired of the Vatican chef saying at breakfast: How would you like your eggs, Benedict?
4. He wanted the Jordache look.
3. He wanted to wear a normal hat.
2. He wanted more than 140 characters on Twitter
1. He lost a bet to me on Xbox Live!
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Top 5 Hair Metal Frontmen

5. Steven Searcy of RATT
4. Jani Lane of Warrant
3. Kevin Dubrow of Quiet Riot
2. Bret Michaels of Poison
1. Vince Neil of Motley Crue

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Here Comes The Boom

Here Comes The Boom is the story about a teacher that takes it upon himself to help save the music program at the school he works at. After watching an Mixed Martial Arts event on pay per view, decides that fighting is his best way to raise money to save the program. Kevin James is hilarious in this movie and Henry Winkler is just awesome as the music teacher. I recommend this movie if you wanna have a laugh and a good time.

On The Dean's List Movie Scale
1- "I'll Never Tell" anything good about this!
2- "Dazed & Confused" from watching this!
3- "You Only Live Twice" watching again!
4- "Blazing Saddles" can't pull me away!
5- "Rocky" this goes the distance!

Here Comes The Boom gets:
5- "Rocky" this goes the distance!
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Top 5 Female Rock Singers

5. Lizzy Hale of Halestorm
4. Amy Lee of Evanescence
3. Pat Benatar
2. Cristina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil
1. Anastacia

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Battle Royale

I just finished watching a movie about Japanese teenagers and their fight for survival, literally! This is a Japanese film that takes you on a roller coaster ride and doesn't let you go. Battle Royale is a film would make a teenager feel as if they truly could not trust anyone. The teacher is a man that enforces the "B.R. Act" that was passed into a law by officials. Boys and Girls are given weapons and told that only one will survive, so fight to the death. There was some controversy about the film, just like in the 1970's with Stanley Kubrick's "A Clockwork Orange and all of the "teenage violence".

On The Dean's List Movie Scale
1- "I'll Never Tell" anything good about this!
2- "Dazed & Confused" from watching this!
3- "You Only Live Twice" watching again!
4- "Blazing Saddles" can't pull me away!
5- "Rocky" this goes the distance!

Battle Royale gets:
4- "Blazing Saddles" can't pull me away!

I recommend this movie and there is a sequel that I will be reviewing as well soon. Thanx to Adam Gross in CT for suggesting this movie.
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Top 5 Music Interviewers

5. Kurt Loader of MTV News
4. Ed Lover/Doctor Dre/Fab 5 Freddy of YO! MTV Raps
3. Mistress Juliya of Fuse's Uranium
2. Matt Pinfield of MTV's Headbanger's Ball
1. Eddie Trunk/Don Jamieson/Jim Florentine of VH1 Classic's That Metal Show

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February's Male Hottie of the Month

Ladies, I didn't forget about you and we've had a man step up to the occasion. He is a professional wrestler on the independent circuit and is the "King of the Indies". Please welcome "The King" Shane Williams as February's Male Hottie of the Month!

You can follow "The King" on Twitter (@realkingshane) and visit his website www.kingshanewilliams.com
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February's Female Hottie Of The Month

Bunny Love is an awesome woman with tattoos and an attitude to boot! The Dean's List is a big fan of hers and I'm honored to call her a friend and a fan! So, "HOLLA" at'cha girl and tell'er Dean said hey!
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Top 5 Metal Albums

5. "Master Of Puppets" by Metallica
4. "Reign In Blood" by Slayer
3. "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath
2. "Vulgar Display Of Power" by Pantera
1. "British Steel" by Judas Priest

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