Top 5 Ways To Kickstart Your Sex Life

5. Look good
4. Look good naked
3. Have and use protection
2. Have someone to have sex with
1. Have sex
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Wonder Woman and the Women of Today

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June's Fan of the Month

Laura Fascinating is The Dean's List's Fan of the Month! Laura is truly a fascinating woman that loves to make people laugh and enjoy their day. Rock on Laura and thanks for supporting The Dean's List!

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Top 5 Heel Turns In Wrestling

5. The Rock turning on "The People" at Survivor Series
4. Triple H turning on Shawn Michaels on RAW
3. Hulk Hogan turning on WCW at Bash At The Beach
2. Andre The Giant turning on Hulk Hogan in Piper's Pit
1. Shawn Michaels turning on Marty Janetty in "The Barber Shop"

The Shawn Michaels/Marty Janetty story was one I never thought would happen. As a kid, it shocked me and made me hate Shawn Michaels. I used to walk away when he would come to the ring and come back after he had won or lost. It messed with me that much. It wasn't until his run as a "face" or good guy that I started to appreciate the talent that he had. HBK's turn on Hogan was unexpected as well but I understood why he did it and that's why the Michaels/Janetty Split is number one on the list.

Andre The Giant turning on Hogan surprised me a great deal again because I was a young child and still very new to the world of wrestling. Hogan turning on WCW was something no one ever thought would happen and yet it did. It was the catalyst that spawned the real "Monday Night Wars" between WCW and WWF. Triple H throwing HBK's head through a car window was the moment that confused a number of fans and when Trips gave his reasons for doing this atrocious act, blaming HBK for leaving him holding the bag for the "Madison Square Garden Kliq Moment", it showed a more devilish version of The Cerebral Assassin. The Rock turning on "The People" and joining "The Corporation" was appalling, especially after the fans had embraced The Rock and made him their champion. Winning the WWF title by screwing over Mankind was just the icing on the cake for Rocky and the sky was the limit after that.

Don't agree or have a favorite "Heel Turn" that wasn't on the list? Send comments to deanjenningscomedy@gmail.com or find me on Facebook www.facebook.com/thedeanjennings and on Twitter @TheDeanJennings

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An Alzheimer's Playlist

Forgot About Dre - Dr. Dre & Eminem
Forget To Remember - Mudvayne
Forget You - Cee-Lo Green
(Don't You) Forget About Me - Simple Minds
What's Your Name - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Who's That Girl - Madonna
(Remember) Walking In The Sand -
Remember The Time - Michael Jackson
Please Remember Me - Tim McGraw
Who's That Girl - Annie Lennox
Who's That Lady - The Isley Brothers
Forget My Name - Danko Jones
How You Remind Me - Nickelback
Land of Confusion - Genesis
The Memory Remains - Metallica
Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple
Thanks For The Memories - Fall Out Boy
Where Did You Sleep Last Night - Nirvana
Who Are You? - The Who
Memories Are Made Of This - Dean Martin
Who's Bed Have Your Boots Been Under - Shania Twain
Always On My Mind - Elvis Presley/Willie Nelson
Free Your Mind - En Vogue

Got a song to add to the list? Find me on Twitter (@TheDeanJennings) or on Facebook and comment :) #TheDeansList
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Top 5 Things That Make You Feel Old

5. The first time someone calls you "Sir or Ma'am".
4. The moment you realized you used a coupon to buy anything.
3. When you remember when gas was $1.00 or less.
2. When your favorite song is on the "oldies" or "classic rock" station.
1. When you receive AARP, Hoveround and other "senior" mail supplements.

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June's Hottie and Bad Ass Of The Month

Sarah Claxton is The Dean's List "Hottie Of The Month"

And

Alex Pain is The Dean's List "Bad Ass Of The Month"

Sarah is a model here in Knoxville Tennessee as well as a recent college graduate. Sarah has also been apart of the Suicide Girls and is an awesome artist. Beauty, Brains and Talent, she is the total illustrated package and deserves to be June's "Hottie Of The Month"

Alex is a professional wrestler from Bristol Tennessee as well as a loving father to his daughter. Alex is apart of a wrestling group called The Elite (not to be confused with my lazer tag group The Elite) and is an accomplished athlete. He is a force to be reckoned with and I'm fortunate to call him a friend. Give it up for June's "Bad Ass Of The Month"

#LoveScaresAndFoldingChairs

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The Fanboy Experience

On May 31st - June 2nd 2013 there was an awesome get together of Horror, Sci-Fi, Comic Books and Art fans in Knoxville, Tennessee and it was called "The Fanboy Expo".

Stars of Film, Tv, Wrestling and the Comic Book industry were there to greet fans and hear the stories from said fans of how these stars influenced their lives in some way. I am a fan of all things mentioned and had the opportunity to meet the "Legends of the Ring": "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Jerry "The King" Lawler, Diamond Dallas Page and Jake "The Snake" Roberts. The stars of The Devil's Rejects: Sid Haig, Bill Moseley and PJ Soles had a Q&A session together and many other stars had photo sessions with fans.

I was honored to have the opportunity to not only be at this event but to interview the very people that inspired me to be who I am today. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper was the first interview and the very inspiration for The Dean's List. His "Piper's Pit" segment on then WWF programming was where you saw Piper verbally destroy and dismantle a guest all while making himself look like he was a professional until the tried him physically. In later incarnations, Piper's Pit became a show of importance and when a WWE Superstar came on the show you knew something great would happen. Roddy Piper is the inspiration for The Dean's List and I am so very honored to have met and interviewed him.

Jake "The Snake" Roberts and Diamond Dallas Page were the next to be interviewed and these men not only were awesome but are two men that I looked up to during their career in wrestling. Jake gave me a little "ribbing" and was really cool. His transformation from six months ago to now is a testament to his desire to better himself but also speaks volumes about DDPYoga. DDPYoga "Ain't Yo' Mama's Yoga" and DDP reminds you of that if you call it Yoga. DDP the two-time WCW Champion took all of the things that yoga teaches, threw out the stuff that he felt like he didn't need and DDPYoga was born. He spoke from the heart and also challenged me to better myself, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! I will repeat this a great number of times but, I am truly honored to have met all of these cool folks at this great event and can't wait for the next one.

William Katt was the next celebrity to be on the show and was a delight to chat with. He suggested the movies "House" and "Carrie" for the 31 Days Of Horror this fall. The Greatest American Hero even signed a picture for the Rock Maiden's stepfather after the interview, believe it or not... Yeah, he rolled his eyes and laughed at that too.

Kane Hodder choked us both but was really cool and talked with us for at least thirty minutes about Friday The 13th, Ed Gein and the Hatchet films.

Anthony Michael Hall talked with us about the original Vacation, The Breakfast Club and took a picture with Britt.

So many fans were dressed up as characters such as Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Jason Vorhees and Michael Myers. If you've never been to a convention, I suggest that you go next year to Fanboy and I'll keep you posted on when it is. Hopefully next year we'll be there all three days...
#LoveScaresAndFoldingChairs

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