Call Me Maybe Parody

I pulled in and parked my car
Went into this little bar
A girl ordered PBR
And said I'm going your way

So we went back to my place
And we were quickening the pace
Here's my rule just in case:
I'm sorry you can't stay

Your clothes your gettin',
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, seeds we're sewin'
Sent you on your way now, baby

Hey we just had sex
And I'm feelin' la-zy
Could you make me a sandwich
Pretty please ba-bay
So here's some cabfare
To get home safe-ly
And here's my number
Call Me Maybe

I just can't look right,
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

Hey, here's some cabfare,
To get home safe-ly,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

And now you know the rules,
And can't sleep with me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?
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