Top 5 Songs That Halestorm Should Cover

5. We Don't Need Another Hero by Tina Turner
4. Jolene by Dolly Parton
3. Nasty by Janet Jackson
2. Rhythm Is Gonna Get You by The Miami Sound Machine
1. Hot Stuff by Donna Summer

Some of these songs may have you confused and wondering WTF!? Well, if they ever remade Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome the cover would be awesome. Every woman has known a "Jolene" and Halestorm's version would be a rocker's take on the whole "bad girl" story. Nasty is awesome still but can always use more metal. Rhythm would just be a fun metal romp and Hot Stuff could be a great cover with a revamped, harder edge. Just a thought...

Don't agree or have a song that would be perfect for Halestorm to cover? Send comments to deanjenningscomedy@gmail.com or find me on Facebook www.facebook.com/thedeanjennings and on Twitter @TheDeanJennings

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Top 5 Reasons That Rowdy Roddy Piper Should Be On The Dean's List

5. Roddy isn't just a wrestler, he's a comedian and an awesome guy!
4. If anyone could shut me down in a battle of wits, it would be Piper.
3. I got the idea for The Dean's List interviews from watching Piper's Pit and will pay homage to him by interviewing myself like he did in the '80s.
2. I would still pay to see Piper whip Hogan's ass!
1. It would be an honor to interview Roddy Piper

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Top 5 Reasons That Jake "The Snake" Roberts Should Be On The Dean's List

5. I'm a huge fan of wrestling and Jake is in my Top 5 all time performers.
4. Because of him, I wanted to have a pet snake named Leviathan (He had Damien, Lucifer and Revelations... Keepin' it biblical)
3. I still cringe when I see the DDT
2. His promos were scary and not that he was screaming, but that he was calm.
1. And the Number 1 reason that Jake "The Snake" Roberts should be on The Dean's List:
I would be in awe and may not even get a question out to ask. Jake, you are awesome!

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Too Beautiful To Work?!?

This is Laura Fernee... She claims to be "Too Beautiful" to work... Her parents are paying her bills while she doesn't work and tries to figure out what she's gonna do. This woman claims that other women get "catty" when they work with her and that the men are always flirting or "hitting" on her...

Hey deadbeat, get a damn job and quit mooching off your parents!

I'm 32 years old just like you but I work at a dead end job that I hate due to certain people, I can't really have a life outside of this job because it may affect my work performance (which was told to me again today) and I'm fed up with jackasses expecting everything to just be given to them. You're a grown woman and need to act like one! You're attractive but you're NOT "Too Beautiful" to work!

I guess now you'll tell me that the waitresses at Hooters shouldn't be gawked at... That strippers should have to bump and grind to make a dollar... That you will just become a model and go to Hollywood where you'll get discovered and will become the next America's Sweetheart... and on that note, I have discovered the truth in this farce! You want the media to tell your story, so the movie directors and casting folks will call you up and say: "Yes Laura, you are to beautiful to work a regular job. Come to Hollywood and I'll make you a star."

GOOD LUCK HOOKER!

Top 5 Ways To Quit Your Job And Make It Memorable

Flipping the boss off, screaming I quit and kissing the hottie behind the counter at your job has been done over and over again. Here's the top 5 ways to successfully quit your job and make it memorable:

5. Sleep with the boss' spouse and take pictures so you can make a collage of them on their desk.
4. Get you boss drunk enough to talk them into getting a tattoo that you'll pay for and have the artist put "I Quit" on their body.
3. Teach the boss' kids to sing "Take This Job and Shove It" by Johnny Paycheck and post it on YouTube for everyone to see.
2. Get every hooker you can to go to your boss' house and say that they're pregnant and when the police come, you walk up and say "I Quit"
1. Walk right up to your boss, slap them with a restraining order, spit in their face and then walk out.

Any of these could've been number 1 in my book but this is how to make your "I Quit" memorable!

Don't agree or have a better way to make your "I Quit" memorable? Send comments to deanjenningscomedy@gmail.com or find me on Facebook www.facebook.com/thedeanjennings and on Twitter @TheDeanJennings

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Freddy Kruger VS Wolverine (The Mother's Day Edition, A Little Late)

How cool would this be? Wolverine as a teen sleeps over at a friend's house and his friend has a nightmare that introduces Wolvie to the Elm Street Slasher...

I see a better movie/comic book crossover than some of the jacked up remakes that they are making now in Hollywood. I could see it making tons of money for Disney since they not only own Marvel Entertainment, but have been talking with Wes Craven about making a "Disney-esque" version of A Nightmare On Elm Street. (The latter is speculation, but it wouldn't surprise me.) Nonetheless, I know some fanboys would wanna correct me and blah blah blah about the man named Logan and his claws. Maybe one of Xavier's students has a nightmare and that's how the "crossover" happens. Imagine Magneto vs Freddy in the dream world... Would the X-Men have their powers in the dream world? Would they be the new "Dream Warriors"?

I dream therefore it could happen!

I hope everyone had a great Mother's Day and got to spend time with your Mom. For those of us that have lost our Moms, it's always a tough day on us but like our Moms during our birth, we push further... Keep moving forward and overcome the obstacles that lay in our path! That's what my Mom would say to me when times were tough and sometimes I need to repeat that to myself.
The Mother's Day picture is a bit late but hey, it happens :)
Models: April and Jaime

Jodi Arias Trial

All I've heard today is that they jury has found her guilty and that she wants the death penalty, because death equals freedom. A freedom from all of this hoopla...

If they're smart they'll lock her up and throw away the key. Don't, I repeat, don't give her what she wants! She messed up when she said that she wanted the death penalty. She should be placed in general population where the inmates can teach her the "ropes" and where she will be made to suffer.

This is all that I heard from a lady at work today and all I could think of was: "I'd hit it" LOL! I'm a guy and a goofy one at that, so wouldn't you expect something funny from me about any subject? This lady was new and didn't take to kindly to my remark. Look, she'll get hers one way or another and the world will move on to the next case. She's an attractive lady that did a vicious thing. I don't know the whole story and will probably never know it. I honestly do not care but I thought that I'd share my day with y'all and hope you have a great one.

Enjoy the pic too!
#LoveScaresAndFoldingChairs

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WAR GAMES!!!

For all of you National Wrestling Alliance (NWA) and World Championship Wrestling (WCW) fans out there, you may remember a certain match that was the be all end all for most rivalries in those organizations: War Games!

I remember my first War Games match was The Dangerous Alliance: Rick Rude, Arn Anderson, Bobby Eaton, Steve Austin and Larry Zybszko against Sting's Team: Sting, Ricky Steamboat, Nikita Koloff, Dustin Rhodes and Barry Windham. The match was awesome and I wanted to see more. Some of you may not care for the WWE and how they "change history" but I like that they're shedding some light on the War Games matches. If it wasn't for War Games, the Elimination Chamber wouldn't exist and you can quote me on that!

War Games: WCW's Most Notorious Matches should be released in June and you know I'll have that 3 Disc DVD set!

#LoveScaresAndFoldingChairs

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How Did He Test It???

Jeremiah Raber, of High Ridge, Missouri, originally just wanted to help mixed martial arts fighters. Raber came up with the notion to build a stronger men's protective cup. After spending years experimenting, and about $100,000 of his own money, Raber came up with a bullet-resistant groin protection device. He named it Armored Nutshellz.

When I heard Chris Cannon talk about this story on 105.7 fm The Hog in the Rockwood/Crossville/Knoxville TN area, I just kinda laughed it off. As I kept driving all I could think about was: "How did he test it?". I spoke with Chris via Facebook and he gave me the info above knowing that I was gonna use this as a bit. Most folks remember the movie Super Troopers and the scene where one of the guys is wearing a bulletproof cup. That's what I kept seeing in my head when I thought about the testing. The info said that the creator wanted to help mma fighters... MMA fighters don't need bulletproof cups, they have protective cups already. Cops need bulletproof cups as well as our military men. Now don't forget the ladies will need bulletproof cups as well! But that's for another time and place...

#LoveScaresAndFoldingChairs

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Top 5 Ways To Know You're At A Redneck Theme Park

5. Your paid admission gets you a camo hat and a sleeve of Coppenhagen
4. There are Side Attractions like "Change A Flat", "Scope A Buck" and "Spousal Smackdown" (wrestling show)
3. You get a discount if you pull into the parking lot driving a Riding Lawnmower (RIP George Jones)
2. You can have an old fashioned "Shotgun Wedding" including Moonshine, a flatbed Ford and a knocked up sister
1. "Hey, hold my beer and watch this!" is the best ride in the park
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How Do You Game???

PS3? XBOX 360? Wii? Computer Games?  It doesn't matter what platform you use as long as you're having fun!  With the technology we have now and the quality of the games, we have an unlimited amount of gaming opportunities ahead of us.  The Madden Players gear up around draft time and play the game until the new one is released.  Much like I do when the new WWE game hits the shelves.  Racing games, puzzles, role playing games and newly added "board game" versions have become the reason for family game nights again, or at least in our generation.  The "Video Game Night" has been a tradition that I try to keep up as much as I can.  What games do you enjoy?  Do you have a "Game Night"?  Feel free to send in your comments to deanjenningscomedy@gmail.com or find me on Twitter (@thedeanjennings)  Be sure to check out our gaming model Bunny Love's Facebook page www.facebook.com/pages/Official-Original-Bunny-Love

#LoveScaresAndFoldingChairs

May The 4th Be With You

                                      ENJOY YOUR NATIONAL STAR WARS DAY!!!

Top 5 Memories Made In Your Car

5. Making out with a certain someone
4. Driving off to your honeymoon
3. First date
2. Leaving for college
1. Bringing a baby home for the first time

Got a special memory you've made in a car that you'd like to share? Send it in to deanjenningscomedy@gmail.com or find me on Twitter (@thedeanjennings)

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Molly Ringwald: Except Sometimes

So I was a little intrigued about this album and how an actress from such cult-like movies as "Sixteen Candles" and "The Breakfast Club" would come across as a jazz vocalist.  I was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed the sultry and breathless voice that was singing and the band that was backing her seemed like a playful and fun loving group of people in a room just riffing like the great jazz musicians before them.  Even her voice gives off a joyfulness that is reminiscent of some of the great female singers in Jazz.

The album's first track is "Sooner Or Later", this being the first song has to grab you and keep you ready for the adventure ahead.  It certainly does just that through tracks like: "I Get Along With You Very Well (Except Sometimes)", "I Believe In You", "I'll Take Romance", "The Very Thought Of You" and "Exactly Like You" that ends with a child's laughter.  "Where Is Love" is a song that pulls at the heart strings, because everyone has searched for that special someone in their life and has wondered that very question.  "Pick Yourself Up" is an uplifting romp that would make anyone tap their toe or keep the beat with a finger snap or two.  "Ballad Of Sad Young Men" has a softened tone and more of an acoustic sound to it.  It feels more like a one on one performance between friends. The song that surprised me the most was the cover of the Simple Minds song: "Don't You Forget About Me".  I never thought that particular song would ever become a jazz cover, but it was done so well that I got lost in it and didn't think of the 1980's pop song from a movie that starred Molly Ringwald.  Well done and Dean's List approved!

On The Dean's List Music Scale

1 - Really?!?

2 - Not Their Best Work

3 - Sit Back And Enjoy

4 - Definitely Worth Telling Folks About

5 - Buy It Now, Buy It For Your Friends 'Cause It's That Good

Molly Ringwald: Except Sometimes gets:

3 - Sit Back And Enjoy

Top 5 Reasons "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels Should Be On The Dean's List

5. I'm a long time disciple from his independent work!
4. Like Daniels, "I'm No Saint"!
3. Three letters sum it up: BME (Best Moonsault Ever)!
2. He could boast about being the first TNA Superstar to have a comedian as a fan!
1. We would talk about Wrestling, Comic Books, Music and fun stuff, whaddya say???

I would be honored to interview Christopher Daniels and the door is always open if you'd like to have an interview with me.
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May's Bad Ass Of The Month

The Dean's List proudly presents:
Derik Zooashkiyani

Any man brave enough to wear those tiny shorts, is a BAD ASS in my book! He is a very funny comedian/actor in the Chattanooga Tn area. You can usually find him at The Vaudeville Cafe in Chattanooga or at Side Splitters Comedy Club in Knoxville Tn or in these shorts on a corner near you! By the way, he's a wrestling, comic book and entertainment geek like me!

Find him on Twitter (@DerikZoo)
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May's Hottie Of The Month

The Dean's List is proud to present: Amy Sulam

A fun lovin' gal that can kick ass when called upon, she's a very funny comedian in the Nashville TN area and is not bad on the eyes either. She can be seen here on The Dean's List as well as at the following shows:
May 4th at the Mudbone Show "Snapped" Edition
May 8th at Zanies for Girl on Girl Comedy

Find her on Twitter (@amysulam)

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