Top 5 Ways To Know You're At A Redneck Theme Park

5. Your paid admission gets you a camo hat and a sleeve of Coppenhagen
4. There are Side Attractions like "Change A Flat", "Scope A Buck" and "Spousal Smackdown" (wrestling show)
3. You get a discount if you pull into the parking lot driving a Riding Lawnmower (RIP George Jones)
2. You can have an old fashioned "Shotgun Wedding" including Moonshine, a flatbed Ford and a knocked up sister
1. "Hey, hold my beer and watch this!" is the best ride in the park
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